Girl problems are not the only kind of problems that exist. Yes, guys have problems too. Right! these are problems that are lost in the abyss of feminism sometimes. Gah, feminism. Let’s save that for later. Getting back to it, guys have problems too, be it social problems, psychological, physical, political or chemical. (I just added words that end with ‘cal’ to sound cool)
Here’s a list of ten problems that guys face.
1. Awkward Boner Moments
This point occupies the numero uno position on my list of guy problems. It’s my personal favorite(yes, I like watching the world burn.) Honestly though, I don’t know how it feels to survive the awkward boner moments because I’m a girl but I’ve heard a lot from my friends(sad for them, hilarious for me. Don’t give me that look, stop. STOP! *hides face*)
Your mom comes and wakes you up, but BAM. You have your morning wood on. Haha awwwwwwkard! You need to give a presentation on something but whoops you have a boner on. The list continues, yeah?
2. Bodily hair……EVERYWHERE.
If you’re a guy and you’re reading this, you know how annoying it can get. EVERYBODY, irrespective of whether they are male or female, knows how it feels to have hair on the body. It’s extremely annoying. It gets itchy, messy and all of that.
You could probably even get to the stage where you’re ready to do anything to remove the hair. Well, you know…waxing because it’s painful, shaving because it feels like it grows back thicker, laser removal because well who wants to spend that much? Oh wait…we want to remove hair without putting in any time, money or effort. That’s where the problems begin, yeah?
3. Shaving the beard off to only look like a baby.
We all know how it feels when we have a classy beard on, but we’re coerced to shave it off by our parents or siblings or friends or girlfriend or whoever, and we end up shaving it off only to LOOK LIKE A FRIKKIN BABY! What an annoying transformation!
“I wanna look manly, not like a f*cking baby!”
4. Torture in the name of chivalry.
Guys everyday, everywhere are expected to do certain things in the name of ‘chivalry’. Women expect men to do a certain number of things like you know, open the door for them, move the chair for them, keep them the jacket when they feel cold and all of that. Although doing all of this is good, we fail to understand that men are humans too. When the woman feels cold, so does the man, right? Why expect him to give her the jacket?
The before-mentioned things are great to do, but it shouldn’t be expected only from men.
People expect men to be “masculine”. Certain traits are associated with men only, and all men are expected to possess them. The society burdens men with what is absolutely unnecessary. For instance, the society looks down upon men who cry.
Aren’t we all humans? Aren’t we allowed to even cry in peace? Why tell the guys to “man up and stop crying”?
Again, what’s with the ridiculous statement “Let the man pay”? Why are the men always expected to pay? We’ve come to the day where in relationships, the guy is alwaaaays expected to pay.
Feminists looking for equality? Well, you ought to start by paying just as much as and as often as the guy does.
The men face sexual, physical or mental abuse too, not just women. Pardon me if this post has been conflicting your views and opinions but what has to be said needs to be said.
Have you ever thought about why the only news that pops up on television, radio or newspaper is that of WOMEN being raped? Why does none of it mention how a man was brutally raped or assaulted?
Oh yes, guys have their problems too!
So there. To each man, his own. The men have their own problems, ladies. Give them the break that they deserve.