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15 Bollywood Dialogues to Test If You Are Dirty Minded

15 Bollywood Dialogues to Test If You Are Dirty Minded 4

A dirty mind is usually referred to people who see most of the situations in their life thinking it to be something sexual or disgusting. According to a study, 69% people find something dirty in every article they read.

From ‘Chori Chori Chupke Chupke’ to ‘Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum,’ Bollywood films has always used such adult and double meaning dialogues which will make you try to control that ‘laugh out loud’ moment.

I have just brought 15 dialogues used by our Bollywood actors which made you use your dirty mind to get it.

1. This dialogue is from the film Kyaa Kool Hain Hum (2005), directed by Sangeeth Sivan.

“Aaj mei thakne ke mood mei nahi thakane ke mood mei hoon..”

2. This dialogue is from the film Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum (2012), directed by Sachin Yardi.

Ritesh Deshmukh: “Kahin two-some kahin three-some aur ab tak main handsome..”

Riteish_Deshmukh

3. This dialogue is from the film Chori Chori Chupke Chupke (2001), directed by Abbas-Mustan.

Johnny Lever: “Pyaar mei aur photograph mei koi antar nahi hai.. dono andhere mei develop hote hai..”

Johnny_Lever

4. This dialogue is from the film Jaane Tu… Ya Jaane Naa (2008), directed by Abbas Tyrewala.

“Agar L word kahoonga na.. toh GPL khaoonga..”

Jaane tu ya jaane na

5. This dialogue is from the Bollywood film Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum (2012), directed by Sachin Yardi.

Tushar Kapoor: “Tum ladki mei sabse pehle kya dekte ho?”

Ritesh Deshmukh: “Woh toh depend karta hain naa ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai..”

Tusshar_Kapoor

6. This dialogue is from the film Gangs of Wasseypur II (2012), directed by Anurag Kashyap.

Nawazuddin Siddiqui: “Tumko yaad kar kar ke haath dukh gaya hamara.”

Nawazuddin_Siddiqui

7. This dialogue is from the film Once Upon a Time in Mumbai (2010), directed by Milan Luthria.

Emraan Hashmi: “Joh bistar pe zabaan dete hain woh aksar badal jate hain”

8. This dialogue is from the film The Dirty Picture (2011), directed by Milan Luthria.

Vidya Balan: “Jawaani taste karne ke liye hoti hai.. waste karne ke liye nahi..”

Vidya_Balan

9. This dialogue is from the film The Dirty Picture (2011), directed by Milan Luthria.

Vidya Balan: “Dikhana wahi chahiye jo log dekhna chahte hai..”

10. This dialogue is from the film Raanjhanaa (2013), directed by Anand L. Rai.

Dhanush: “Dil na saala left main hota hai, na right mein.. center mei hota hai .. kyun ki hume wahin dard uth raha tha..”

Dhanush

11. This dialogue is from the film Masti (2004), directed by Indra Kumar.

Aftab Shivdasani: “Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki Haathi mere saathi aur ek hai meri hai haath hi mere saathi..”

Aftab_Shivdasani

12. This dialogue is from the film The Dirty Picture (2011), directed by Milan Luthria.

Vidya Balan: “Holi khelne ka shauk hai.. par teri pichkari mei dum nahi..”

13. This dialogue is from the film Race 2 (2013), directed by Abbas-Mustan.

Anil Kapoor: “Upar wale ne tumhe aage aur peechhe bahut kuch diya hai.. lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai..”

Anil_Kapoor

14. This dialogue is from the film Jolly LLB (2013), directed by Subhash Kapoor.

Arshad Warsi: “Meerut ka hoon.. apni aukat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka gurgaon bana dunga..”

Arshad-Warsi

15. This dialogue is from the film Rowdy Rathore (2012), directed by Prabhu Deva.

Nassar: “Aurat ka khaas khayal do hee umar mei bahut rakhna padta hai.. ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah.. tab saala bar jaata hai khatra.. aur jab aurat hota hai tees.. oo saali ban javat hai cheez..”

 


 

 

 

Sneha Lodha

Written by Sneha Lodha

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