What if you could mute your Girlfriend down ?
Occasionally, you will have your girlfriend onto you for nothing, constantly smothering you for all that you do (and you don’t) it’s times like these that test you. Imagine if you had a remote similar to your T.V remote controller and the press of a button could mute, pause and even replace her shrilling sound with some soothing words to give you the comfort of your life. This is a fantasy we all men dream would come true, isn’t it?
But here are some sane ways to shut her up.
The famous selfie trick:
Busy on your mobile typing an important office message or going through your emails or even scrolling down facebook for a change, and here she starts pinging you repeatedly. Well of course, you have no other option, other than attending to her but two or three quick selfies with her is all it takes to calm her down.
Give the baby her bottle :
When your girlfriend is behaving just like a baby whining for its bottle, satisfying her demand would be the best way to ensure peace for yourself. Buy her a sexy dress, a pair of stilettos or may be a trendy handbag!
Body language comes in handy-
Tired of your girlfriend’s blabber, well, few body gestures and small tasks might help you to wiggle out of the dissertation. Acting to glance at your watch every 30 seconds, avoiding eye-contact, switching on the television set or even a bathroom excuse is all it takes to make her realize that she needs to stop her “ blah! Blah !” for sometime .
Make it about her, not about you-
Make her feel that she would do you a great favour by keeping quiet rather than being rude and making her feel that you are very inconsiderate and intrusive. Boyfriends need to hone this skill if they really want themselves and their partner to be happy.
A few one–liners would do the job :
When you have finally worked out that your girlfriend is unable to differentiate monologue from dialogue, dissertation from conversation and minutiae from significant details, its time you start making the correct moves at the correct time before its too late. “Unfortunately, I can’t devote my full attention to you right now” , “Today’s not a great day to talk, I have a lot of errands” , “I would love to chat, but I am swamped with work right now”, are the lifetime phrases to escape the incessant talking of that girlfriend of yours.
The ‘Y’ behind the ‘Motormouth’ :
Try to figure out the reason behind the attention seeking attitude of your girlfriend. Maybe she is not getting all the love and respect from others, and therefore you are the one facing the brunt. Well, you need to tackle this situation very patiently. Just try to talk to her when she is more calm and make her realize that no matter what happens, you are always by her side. A kick to her self-confidence is a must to put a full-stop to her cribbing and moaning. Love is in the air, you just need to make her inhale the very scent of it.